Friday, February 27, 2015

Five Surgeons

5 surgeons!

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
 Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'



Wednesday, February 25, 2015

At Hooter's

One day, I stopped in at ‘Hooter's’ to see some friends and have some hot wings and a cold beer.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".

I'm old, tired, and I pee a lot.

Men in kilts

On the rocks

Monday, February 23, 2015

Movie review - 10 best films - Ladyhawke (1985)

High on my list of the 10 best films ever, is 1985s Ladyhawke starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Matthew Broderick, Rutger Hauer, and the incomparable Leo McKern.

We watched it again this evening, and even after thirty years, the film hasn't lost is freshness.

Michelle Pfeiffer has an ethereal beauty about her in this film that is truly amazing.

Rutger Hauer is as ruggedly handsome as always, and Matthew Broderick provides comic relief as the petty thief Philippe Gaston.  Leo McKern is, of course, wonderful at any character he portrays, be it Rumpole of the Baily, or an old Monk in a deserted monastery.


Out for a stroll

10 Years Ago

10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and
Johnny Cash.

Now the USA has no Jobs, no Hope
and no Cash.


Heading for the lake