Saturday, January 6, 2018

Good one

About those Church Hymns:



A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are
Going  to help me preach.

Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes
To your mind."

The pastor shouted out "CROSS."

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE."

The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said, "POWER."

The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX".

The  congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They
All nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything..


Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old
87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES".


Pass this along to some other old fogey, so they can smile today. 

Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.

Laugh... it burns calories ..

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